Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Hokkien

Story Of My Life
30 September 2008

Just checked my e-mail.
And I got a very interesting mail from my cousin.
I spent 30 minutes just to read that story about Singarella (Cinderella) XD
This version of Cinderella is wickedly twisted from the original one. XD

At the end, I realize my hokkien ain't that good.
Just ok ok nia...hanging by a thread.. xD

Well take a look and read it if you understand and speak hokkien.
Good Luck. LOL

SPM Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:


1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !


Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)


Question:
Singalella why become rich ?



Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan,
so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
EPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'

Singalella very happy because she never go party before
but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'
So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'
She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'

Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.




Section B:
Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.


A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?


So what's your grade?
If your Navnith, I bet you don't get a thing except for this line.
"but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan" LMAO

["Best Of Me"]
steph_knightz

Monday, September 29, 2008

Go Green!!

Story Of My Life
29 September 2008

Woke up this really early this morning...
The actual plan was to play Call Of Duty 4
and I changed my mind to read blogs first.

Went to Maine's blog.
Read her latest post bout Canon Goes Green

What's that you might wonder...
Well, Canon Goes Green aims to create awareness
about the importance of environment conservation.
Contribute photos, or even yourself at the tree planting at Padang Kota Damansara,
With your contribution, they are one step closer to planting 2500 trees!!!

Click here to start contributing to this campaign.


Mine =D


Davids' =D


Maine's =D

I've done my part...
Davids had done his and Maine has done hers...
What about you? Have you do your part?
Save the world another day? WHAT ABOUT NOW?

["Iron Fist"]
steph_knightz

Saturday, September 27, 2008

With Me

Story Of My Life
27 September 2008

Woke up this morning
and the first thing that crosses my mind is
Call Of Duty 4 Multiplayer. LOL

Bathe, set up my lappy and boot it.
I signed in Garena and went in to check for LAN rooms.
One room only and MJ is the host. =D

Went in and played...
before I could even pull the trigger,
Parents wants to go out for breakfast. *sigh*
No choice...I left the room and shut down my lappy.

After we came back,
I studied Biology for a while because
I know it's practically suicide to straight away on my lappy.

After an hour...
I throw my Bio book to the side and boot my lappy. =D
Played CoD 4 Multiplayer.
Still kinda noob so I got fragged more than I frag. LOL
Leveled up twice. I giggled with self-congratulation LMAO


Game On!!

At 4 pm, I stopped playing.
My cousin Lydia just came back from KL
so my parents wanna bring her out for dinner.

We left at 5 pm to fetch Lydia to Bukit Mertajam (BM).
Dad is bringing us to the newly open Jusco there.
Pretty excited because Dad say it's something like Queens.


Adidas - Impossible is Elek Pochi LMAO


Watching life pass me by the rear view mirror *coughs*

After 30 minutes,
We reached Jusco.


*Tata*


Escalators were so long as if it's like stairway to heaven

We just look around the mall...
Pretty much like Queens but more spacious.
I went into Digital Bay (PC shop) and look around.
They got some really cool CPU cases.

We bought some donuts too from Big Apple. =D



Sis chose the doughnuts with mom.
They came out 5 minutes later with all six chocolate donuts.
Aiyo...choose la some others also..all choc only.

We left after that and head for "Hooi Kee Steamboat Restaurant"
After 20 minutes of confusing roads and junctions,
We finally made it.





After 1 and a half hours,
We were all bloated and were burping like nobody's business. LMAO
We left the restaurant at 9 pm.

On the way back...
I tune in to Fly FM and on Saturday nights,
it's the Fly-Five-O, where they play club tunes.
I don't really enjoy it so I listen to the songs in my phone.

I don't know why..
I just listen to these 3 songs over and over again.
They are:
  • With Me - Sum 41
  • Where Would We Be now - Good Charlotte
  • Wondering - Good Charlotte
The lyrics fits the mixed feelings I'm having for the past few days. =/
*Sigh* Why..Why...Why...


With Me - Sum 41
If you watched Gossip Girls, you should have heard it before

When we reached home after sending Lydia home,
I took a bath and after that I boot my PS2
Played NFS: Most Wanted. LOL

It's been months since I touched it.
Enter a cop pursuit and DRIVE!!
At the end after I escaped, I only got 3.8 million bounty.
I failed to beat my record of 4.8 million bounty per pursuit.

And take a look at my total lifetime play bounty...
NFS: MW players...BEAT THAT!!


One hundred five million three hundred and sixteen thousand two hundred and seventy eight

That's all for now...
Will be back with another post soon..

["Nine In The Afternoon"]
steph_knightz





Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Love stands for....What!?

Story Of My Life
24 September 2008

Just came back from tuition
and now browsing through Zedge.net
Found an interesting wallpaper. LMAO

Take a look...


Agree? I kinda agree with it. LOL

["Angels Cry"]
steph_knightz

Happy B'day

Story Of My Life
24 September 2008

3 months ago...
I met this friend of mine at Friendster.
Was just browsing through my friend's friend list
and God was kind to give me the chance to know her.

Although we're just online friends,
I enjoy talking to her through Friendster's comments system.
Not just that, her blog is one of those blogs that
I'll check everyday if there are any updates. LOL

Well...Her name Lim Su-Szien.
And she's turning 15 today!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!






FYI: All photos were copied, pasted and save as without any permission. LOL

Happy B'day Sweetie!! =D
May all your wishes come true.
And I do wanna wish you luck for your upcoming public exam.
The very best of luck and do your very best. =)

Before I end this post
I would like to wish another friend of mine...
Nik Aziem...Happy Sweet 16 dude!! XD

He's the next Jimmy Neutron/Russel Peters/WCG Champion. LOL
Meet Nik XD



DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER.. LMAO


Well that's all for now..
Happy B'day again to this two friends of mine.
And just to tell you both...no presents k? LOL

["Dream Catch Me"]
steph_knightz

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

NO MORE!!

Story Of My Life
23 September 2008

Before I start with 23rd,
I'll start with 22nd September 11 pm first.

I came back from tuition...
knowing there's loads of work to do still...
YE AGM is tomorrow!!! *SCREAMS*

Came back home and boot my lappy right away.
Need to transfer all of the company's account data
that Adrian have done to Microsoft Power Point.

As soon as I'm signed in, I got the file from Adrian.
Quickly copy, paste, adjust the size and check from top to bottom.
Managed to finish it in half and hour.

Phew...but Adrian told me it's not over yet...
He is still typing out the rest...
So I decided to wait for him....

While waiting,
I just mess around with Photoshop
and created something simple.
P/S Only "you" know what is it. XD


So sleepy..yet so much work to do...

Waited and waited...it's 12.15 am...
Looks like he's still struggling to finish it.
I said that we just use the PCs at school to
transfer all the data to Power Point format.

*SLEEPING*

Woke up this morning and head for school right away.
Reached school at 7.15 am and straight rush up to class.
Adrian's there...where's Nav!?
Surely late la that fella.

At 7.25 am, Nav entered class.
Phewww~~ Quickly ask Nav to get us permission to use the Pusat Sumber.
We got the letter and all ready by 7.45 am and we went to see Ms. Lee Ewe Im
to get her signature for approval. Adrian entered her room to see her since
he needs to settle some co-curricular forms with Ms. Lee.

Instead of just "Touch & Go"
Adrian got lectured by Ms. Lee about his scout's troop (8GTS). =.="
About his camp invitation...why only girl schools are invited?
The answer is obvious Ms. Lee....
Wasted like almost 30 minutes doing waiting for Adrian.

Finally Adrian escaped the wrath of Coco Lee (Ms. Lee).
Her "singing" (lecture) is a pain to anyone's ears. LOL
We make our way up to the Pusat Sumber.

Unlucky for us...we can't enter because Mr. Ramatullah isn't in.
*Pulls Hair* Damn!! Now gotta go find him.
We wasted an hour finding him...
He's no where to be found. =.="

We try our second option...
The school's tech block.
We wasted another 30 minutes getting the key.
When we finally got the key, it's 9.30 am already.
2 hours just *POOF*

Here we are...the school's tech block...
DUST, DIRT & TECHNOLOGY.
We try every single room in hope to find a com.
First try we found one!!
BUT...BUT....
the joy was short lifted.
The com can't seem to boot...

*Windows XP loading.....*
*Power turns off automatically*
WTF!!??


*Kick, kick, kick* Work lah =.="

We tried the other rooms..
We entered this room...


I hope the PCs inside here work...

Unlock the locks...
Get in...boot...YES!!
Again...another short lifted joy...
What's the password!? &@#$

Me and Adrian tried all sorts of shit combination
while Nav went to ask the person in charge.

Some of the combination that we tried. LOL
  • PFS
  • 1816
  • AMD
  • Frees
  • Ramli ROFLMFAO
Loads more to list...vulgar words also got but I won't mention it here. LOL
We're so damn effing bored so we just messed around in the room while waiting.


Look what I found LMAO (School Choir's)


Adrian playing the wedding march. XD

Nav returned 30 minutes later....
Bad news... *sigh*
We left the room...lock all the doors and locks
and we realize we left our permission slip inside.
GMTFK!!! Wasted another 10 minutes
unlocking the locks and doors in order to get the form. *sigh*

We tried our luck at the Pusat Sumber again.
This time Ms. Mabel is in there
but we got no teacher adviser to accompany us.
GMTFK!!! 3 hours wasted already!!

Finally one of the teacher's allowed us to use her laptop.
Yay!! Finally!!

We make our way down to the Physics Lab
since we need a power source to charge the battery.
We sat and did our stuff there till 10.50 am
and then we moved to the Teacher's Cafeteria
since there is the only place with a power source.



We're using the touch pad and damn I'm not used to it.
Having loads of trouble just to highlight the words. LOL

After all the typing is dine, we arrange the flyers.
Loads of work still to be done...



At 12.50 pm, we're done with everything.
Now just to carry everything to the lecture hall.
We make our way up and waited for the others to arrive.
Quah, Pang, Radin, Jerome, Chittesh and another few others arrive moments later

When Datin finally arrive, we unlock the door and went inside to set up.
Steven Goh was there as well to settle the PA system.
At 1.40 pm, everything was almost done..
The PA system, projector and other stuff...

At 1.50 pm, we set off to call the members and shareholders.
Manage to gather all of them before 2 pm.
Before the AGM started, everyone recieved their dividen.
I was the first to recieve. LOL


Invest RM 10...get an extra 80% LOL


You're looking at the root of all evil LOL

Maureen, our advisor from Osram Opto Semi-Conductors
finally arrived and we kick off the AGM.

The agendas are
Speeches, prize giving and slide show

Prize Giving:
  • Best Attendance - Quah Jit
  • Most Innovative - Meng Jiang *applause*
  • Most Dedicated - Paul Chen *coughs coughs* LMAO
  • Most Creative - Muhamin
At 3 pm...
IT'S OVER!!! Wheeeeeeeee~

No more production
No more Datin's lecture
No more sleepless nights
No more unnecessary tension
Sadly..No more money making. LOL

["Queen Of The Night"]
steph_knightz






Friday, September 19, 2008

Would You Hold My Hand?

Story Of My Life
18 September 2008

I finished this drawing after I got fed up of doing Add Maths. LOL
Inspired by
Judas Priest's Lost Love. =D
A wonderful song I would say.

Kinda messy though because it's just a rough sketch..
Here it is...


Would You Hold My Hand? =)

["Lost Love"]
steph_knightz

He's getting better or I'm Rusty?

Story Of My Life
17 September 2008

At 8 am..my phone alarm rings.
Was still damn sleepy...slept at 4 am. XD
Went back to sleep after canceling the alarm.

At 10 am, I woke up again.
Josh and Paul were still fast asleep.
*Yawn* Go to the bathroom and wash my face and brush my teeth.

Came back to the room after that and I boot my laptop.
Looking at the leftover wine in my glass,
I laughed looking at all the dead insects in it. LMAO
Either they got drunk and drowned or
they dive in and never came back up to the surface again. XD

When my lappy is ready...
I clicked on CnC 3 and started playing.
Josh woke up then he watched me play.
Paul is still snoring...

Half way through the game...
Paul woke up and he joined Josh and watch me play.
After I won the match..we went down for breakfast.

When we reach downstairs,
we were greeted by Perro's tail wag. XD


Perro =D

We had Hokkien Mee.
After breakfast..both of them sat at the hall
while I went up to bring my lappy down.

I downloaded Hamachi (some network adapter which allows LAN play)
When I finish the configuration and all, we went upstairs.
Paul downloaded Hamachi this time
and we tried playing CS using it.

I created the room but sadly Paul couldn't detect it.
Paul tried creating this time and YES!! We can play!!


Let the fragging fest begins!!

We go against each other.
Sniper and Pistols only...
I lost to Paul!! 7-15 Suck...
I'm a LOSER in sniping. XD

Nvm...Nvm...
I didn't get my reflexes back yet...
Next round was all guns in play.

Before we started the next round,
Josh left us for Queens...he's going out with his another batch of friends.

Round 2...
We played at my playground, de_dust2 map. LOL
Kinda own him...60% - 50% la XD

After an hour, we teamed up and go against hard difficulty bots.
We owned the first 25 rounds and maybe because we get a little
too over confident, we lost like shit for the next 20 rounds. XD

We change tactics...
and YES!! back to owning!! for 5 rounds only...
then back to get PWN like toufu and tauhua. XD
At 3 pm, we stopped playing...

My kills - 113
Paul's kills - 112

Goodness...Is Paul getting better or I'm really rusty already?
Last time our scores will differ like 10-20 and now only 1......1!!
While I wait to respawn...


I read PCG September issue....

AND


While waiting to respawn..I vain a bit a bit XD

Both of us bathed and went down to cook lunch.
We cook something simple. Just instant noodles.
3 packets, cook, divide, eat...

After lunch, we CS again.
This time try to get Scott to play along.
He downloaded Hamachi and all but can't see a room in LAN. -.-"
We played while waiting...waited and waited...
"WhereTF is he la...Fark it la"

We just continue playing...
At 6 pm, we stopped playing.
Paul's getting better la...He beat me by a frag this time.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Mum is gonna be here soon to pick me up.
I packed up my stuff and went downstairs.

We had some mooncake...
I also learn that Perro loves mooncake. LOL
look at how Perro stares at me while I'm eating. XD


I want a bite too...pleaseeeee

After that we just sit down and chat
and I took some pics of Perro. XD


Sleepyhead XD


Don't take my socks



Mum reached at about 6.30 pm.
Hop in the car and go on home.

["Second Chances"]
steph_knigthz





Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Paul's 16th Birthday Celebration

Story Of My Life
16 September 2008

At 8.30 pm...
I reached Paul's house.
*Ding Dong*
*bark bark*
Perro greeted me with his usual barking and tail wag. XD
His relatives were there as well to celebrate his b'day.


Wine and cake

First we went up to his room and I drop all my stuff.
Since Josh told us the movie we're watching starts at 9.45 pm,
We tried to play CS through LAN.
Sadly can't work.. *sigh*


Mini Cyber Cafe XD

We left Paul's house for Queens at 9 pm since Josh is already there waiting.
10 mins later...we're at Queens.
We make our way up to the arcade and meet up with Josh.
Played a round of Daytona USA and as usual...I lost. LOL

Right after that..we went in for our movie.
We watched 21. Not bad movie.



The movie ended at 11.45 pm
Queens was dark and quiet.
We make our way to the Central Zone.

And when we passed by this lingerie shop,
We realize it's "I don't know what it's called" started giving alarming. LOL
As if like we're gonna steal lingerie from the shop. LMAO


Sound the alarm!!

We continue our way to the central zone to wait for Paul's mum.
Since no one is around...we three guys cam whore LOL


My "Gay" partner LOL


say NO to glasses XD


Yeti, Big Foot, Chicken Feet LMAO

Paul's mum arrive at about 12 am and by the time we reached home was 12.19 am.
Reached home, bathe and GAME ON!!
Paul serve us wine, chips and some chocolate. =D


Rich man's table LMAO

Now..it's 3 am in the morning...
We're still alive and awake. XD
Might not even sleep tonight. LOL

["Play The Game"]
steph_knightz

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I went to Midlands with a Steven Goh

Story Of My Life
16 September 2008

Today is a special day..
not because it's World Peace Day but
IT'S PAUL'S BIRTHDAY!! Wheee~~



See the son of Chen Kok Keong?
Knew him since in kindergarten.
11 years already man!!

Went to school as usual...
the first thing I did was to Paul's class.
The b'day boy seems very emo and sleepy.


Paul Chen Wei Howe =D

Talked to him about "The Plan"
I'll be over at his house tonight
and we're going to Queens together with Josh.
Again..Adrian might not make it. *sigh*

At 8 am, Mr. Goh Seng Kar came to my class to bring me to some program.
It's some NILAM project and Zamri and I were chosen to represent our school.
We make our way to Mr. Goh's car and we left school
for our destination, SK Tanjong Tokong.


Vroom Vroom


The seaside...not the girls.


Here we are!!

While parking his car...Mr. Goh by accident over reverse and "BANG"
He quickly came down to take a look.
Me and Zamri too kaypo go see.

Me/Mr. Goh

Me: Shit sir...you bang the wall...see the cracks.
Mr. Goh: Oh Shut!! *looks at his bumper*
Me: *Am Chiew*
Mr. Goh: *Looks at me* Huh?
Me: No lah..your car's tire kena the bricks on the floor thats why.
Mr. Goh: Wah lu..scare me...luckily ar... LOL


The cracks

The cracks was there even before we were here.
Mr. Goh...Mr. Goh...drive safe man LOL

Here we are at the school's hall.





What we did there was basically sharing our thoughts of books.
I talked about THE TERMINAL MAN while
Zamri shared about a book titled A.D.A.M.

It's kinda fun to interact with different people with different point of views.
And I found out Mr. Goh's front name...STEVEN!! LOL
Steven Goh Seng Kar. LOL

The event ended at 11.30 am and we're suppose to be back to school.
Instead going back...Mr. Goh drove us to Midlands. LOL


Midlands!!

Me and Steven Goh went for lunch while
Zamri roam around the half dead mall since he is berpuasa-ing

Steven lead me to a cafe. Waffles Cafe.
Had economy rice...FOC =D
Thanks Steven!! LOL


Makan!!


Even Stevens XD

After lunch..
We meet up again with Zamri and go SHOPPING!! LMAO
We went up to Zone Technology.
Games!! Whee...

Tonnes to choose...
I even saw this...CnC 4.
OMFG ...it's a scam. LOL
In the end...I brought Call Of Duty 4 LOL


I want this..this..this...ALL


Obviously made in China XD

Went back to school after that...NOOOOOO!!!
I don't wanna go back to school!!

["Death Magnetic"]
steph_knightz